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Loki Odinson ([personal profile] shiftedshape) wrote2000-07-12 04:36 pm
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beejfu: (!human imagine there's no corpse smell)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-03-15 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

Yeah, it's stupid easy for me to get caught up in the moment filled with excitement and horniness and not even realize that the other person I'm crushing on doesn't feel that way.

Shit.

May have to break out the spray bottle for real this time.
beejfu: (!human EYE ROLL)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-03-15 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, you're right, that puts the burden on them to quell the horniness instead of me fighting to stop it myself. Fuck!

Where's that machine from A Clockwork Orange when you need it?
beejfu: (!human girl whaaaat)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-03-15 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hilarious movie. Lots of conditioning boys out of being horny bastards.
beejfu: (cripes I have to touch up my nail polish)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-03-15 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, because chemical castration was gonna be my next suggestion.
beejfu: (!human oh shit feelings??)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-03-15 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's all a matter of perspective.
beejfu: (flooded!human!2)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-03-15 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit.

I'm basically in the market for a lobotomy but I know from Hange that I tend to go for the nuclear option when half-measures work just as well and aren't as extreme.
beejfu: (!human and TIRED)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-03-23 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Something else like wait for them to be interested?
beejfu: (!human well that's sketch)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-04-06 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
What?

Pssh. What?
beejfu: (cleans up pretty nice!)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-04-06 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes? Neither can I.
beejfu: (!human and that's odd..)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-04-13 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure. But have you ever tried multiplying yourself and THEN seducing everyone?
beejfu: (!human well that's sketch)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-04-27 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess. Fuck. This is...a complete 180 to my normal operating methods. Feels so weird.
beejfu: (!human and barely recognizable)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-05-02 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ow. All those missed opportunities.

I feel like I'd be hiding who I am.
beejfu: (!human and TIRED)

[personal profile] beejfu 2021-05-09 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
How amazing they are?

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