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[beejfu]

Yeah, I know. But you're my inmate. I'm contractually mandated to be your bro.

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And to keep me in line. Which probably means you shouldn't take my suggestions for how to do so, but.

Maybe there's a lesson in it for me. A solo mission because I've driven someone away with my actions. Or something.

[beejfu]

Oh, fuck. Yeah, I mean. I've driven away too many people to count. I might not be the best guy to help you out, unless you want to learn what NOT to do.

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I suppose I'll just have to absorb the discomfort and misfortune of it all while I go out on my own and try to remember it for next time. Is there anything in particular I should try to acquire, you think?

[beejfu]

Maybe a sense of self worth. Like, yeah, sometimes we fuck up but that doesn't mean we're unworthy of being loved.

Whoa. Got kinda serious there for a minute.

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...I was thinking something like bread, but you have a point.

Thank you, Warden. Your perspective is, as ever, refreshing.

[beejfu]

Oh yeah! Pack donuts. They're amazing.

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I'll keep an eye out.

I hope you'll try to stay out of trouble, but if you can't help yourself, I can summon you if need be. Just say the word.

[Who's the warden here, again?]

[beejfu]

That's great, kid, but the thing is, I'm probs gonna be with a group and I can't fastpass with 'em.