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[beejfu]

Oh, so you can go to bars and places?

[shiftedshape]

...Yes.

[Those are benefits but surely there must be more to the items, right?]

[beejfu]

I can come with you! Get some experience being a living guy!

Besides, Hange is in a coma and I've got her item now anyway.

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[He does kind of want to see Betelgeuse fail forward.]

Sure. Someone ought to keep you from giving yourself alcohol poisoning anyway. [A falsely put-upon sigh.] Luckily I have some experience in that area.

[beejfu]

Pssh. Alcohol isn't a POISON! I can drink all I want and never have any consequences!

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Alcohol disengages your gag reflex which can cause you to choke on your own vomit.

[beejfu]

Sounds like an amazing pick-up line.

[shiftedshape]

[Eugh.]

Well, my gag reflex is currently working just fine, so I'd rather you didn't.

[beejfu]

You're good with alcohol poisoning, right?

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[Loki isn't sure he likes where this is going.]

I'm not much of a healer, if that's what you mean. But I don't mind using force as a preventative.

[beejfu]

Hey, good to know! We'll go to bars together at ports, it'll be amazing.

Any other rules you wanna add to this thing, or is that a wrap for now?

[shiftedshape]

I. Think that works.

[Oh dear, he's in for something, isn't he?]

[beejfu]

Perfect!

Well, you've got my number if you need anything. I've got the Big Guy on speed dial so I can request shit for you now.

And if you run into problems, summon me. I'm an amazing meat shield.