Human lessons. Of all things for him to end up doing with his time, this was certainly not an option he'd considered. Mostly because he's horribly unqualified, if becoming like an actual human is the goal. But he just might be able to form Betelgeuse into an improved human, which is honestly the more interesting project.
"Certainly," Loki says, dropping Betelgeuse's hand. "I think we'd better start slow so you don't strain anything." He's smirking as he raises to his feet to escort Betelgeuse back to the door.
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"It's a deal!" BJ exclaims, and sticks out his hand.
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And he actually does, oddly enough. At least it'll be entertaining.
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"I'll let you stretch yourself out, but can we do human lessons later tonight? I'm so excited. Finally, a real teacher!"
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"Certainly," Loki says, dropping Betelgeuse's hand. "I think we'd better start slow so you don't strain anything." He's smirking as he raises to his feet to escort Betelgeuse back to the door.
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"This is gonna be so good."
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